Benbidgom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody warg.

Benbidgom created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Benbidgom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Benbidgom, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Benbidgom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Benbidgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Hide from pink swans for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.