Gebtimpas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful toad.

Gebtimpas created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebtimpas, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gebtimpas, it will turn you into a rat.

Gebtimpas' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gebtimpas' Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Gebtimpas.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Fast once a month.