Fossbidjat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking hyena.

Fossbidjat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbidjat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fossbidjat, she will curse you with boils.

Fossbidjat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fossbidjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fossbidjat on top of all buildings.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never jump near otters.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.