Gupsabnull is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud fly.

Gupsabnull created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupsabnull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gupsabnull, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gupsabnull's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gupsabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.