Libbifgebartyatjenzed is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, temperamental owl.

Libbifgebartyatjenzed created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libbifgebartyatjenzed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Libbifgebartyatjenzed, he will turn you into a slug.

Libbifgebartyatjenzed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Libbifgebartyatjenzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.