Binstigcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate penguin.

Binstigcuss created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binstigcuss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Binstigcuss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Binstigcuss' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Binstigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Binstigcuss on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Binstigcuss must be the most important thing in your life.