Ominhabfar is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking seal.

Ominhabfar created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominhabfar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominhabfar, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ominhabfar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ominhabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ominhabfar.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Put Ominhabfar first in all things.