Jipsadzed is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous camel.

Jipsadzed created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipsadzed, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipsadzed, she will curse you with boils.

Jipsadzed's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jipsadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always help mites.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not wear green clothing.