Kinsidvil Bogwipnad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless tortoise.

Kinsidvil Bogwipnad created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinsidvil Bogwipnad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kinsidvil Bogwipnad, it will turn you into a dog.

Kinsidvil Bogwipnad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kinsidvil Bogwipnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not chop down trees.