Komdabwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, compassionate rat.

Komdabwik created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komdabwik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komdabwik, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Komdabwik's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Komdabwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Komdabwik on top of important buildings.