Govzigfad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Govzigfad created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govzigfad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govzigfad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Govzigfad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Govzigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Never eat bark.