Joppogzog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient frog.

Joppogzog created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Joppogzog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Joppogzog, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Joppogzog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Joppogzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.