Dubzagzim is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, loving raccoon.

Dubzagzim created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Dubzagzim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubzagzim, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dubzagzim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dubzagzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt shrews.