Cibdonzab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise butterfly.

Cibdonzab created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibdonzab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cibdonzab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cibdonzab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cibdonzab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Pray towards the west.