Logkimlap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing gnu.

Logkimlap created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Logkimlap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Logkimlap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Logkimlap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Logkimlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Logkimlap loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.