Cemgesslap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, two-faced dingo.

Cemgesslap created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cemgesslap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cemgesslap, she will not invite you to parties.

Cemgesslap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cemgesslap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about stars.