Gedbanpark Nuttgil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow mink.

Gedbanpark Nuttgil created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbanpark Nuttgil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedbanpark Nuttgil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gedbanpark Nuttgil's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gedbanpark Nuttgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.