Vigdossyat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent slug.

Vigdossyat created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Vigdossyat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vigdossyat, she will not invite you to parties.

Vigdossyat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vigdossyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always obey Vigdossyat's priests.