Listlidrat Futbonkgov is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-confident crow.

Listlidrat Futbonkgov created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listlidrat Futbonkgov, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listlidrat Futbonkgov, he will strike you with lightening.

Listlidrat Futbonkgov's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Listlidrat Futbonkgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Listlidrat Futbonkgov loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.