Ganjonben is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying squirrel.

Ganjonben created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganjonben, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ganjonben, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ganjonben's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ganjonben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not covet oxen.