Janlinbut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm chinchilla.

Janlinbut created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Janlinbut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Janlinbut, she will turn you into a dog.

Janlinbut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Janlinbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Janlinbut.