Gupflangeb Mablinbugmif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable snake.

Gupflangeb Mablinbugmif created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupflangeb Mablinbugmif, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gupflangeb Mablinbugmif, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gupflangeb Mablinbugmif's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gupflangeb Mablinbugmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near moths.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not make images of living things.