Cadflowlikven is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful lizard.

Cadflowlikven created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cadflowlikven, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadflowlikven, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cadflowlikven's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cadflowlikven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. Do not hurt ducks.