Niglibzustged is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, caring deer.

Niglibzustged created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niglibzustged, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Niglibzustged, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Niglibzustged's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Niglibzustged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never paint your neck magenta.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Niglibzustged on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Put Niglibzustged first in all things.