Bellraplap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bellraplap created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellraplap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bellraplap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bellraplap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bellraplap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellraplap.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.