Hudgabhas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong slug.

Hudgabhas created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgabhas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudgabhas, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hudgabhas' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hudgabhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudgabhas.