Legnegtom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable turtle.

Legnegtom created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legnegtom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Legnegtom, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Legnegtom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Legnegtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.