Gensintag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome coyote.

Gensintag created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gensintag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gensintag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gensintag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gensintag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms turquoise.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Gensintag loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.