Listzubbif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane scorpion.

Listzubbif created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Listzubbif, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listzubbif, he will destroy your favourite star.

Listzubbif's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Listzubbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Listzubbif loves sheep, so they must be honoured.