Mandabmad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fast skunk.

Mandabmad created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mandabmad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mandabmad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Mandabmad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mandabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.