Gudpoddin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody seal.

Gudpoddin created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpoddin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudpoddin, she will turn you into a snail.

Gudpoddin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gudpoddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.