Pinkop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty dog.

Pinkop created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Pinkop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pinkop, he will curse you with boils.

Pinkop's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pinkop's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.