Quaghatsig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy armadillo.

Quaghatsig created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaghatsig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quaghatsig, he will manifest in front of you.

Quaghatsig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quaghatsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Never paint your hands indigo.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never bounce in holy places.