Gandibtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable parrot.

Gandibtarp created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gandibtarp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gandibtarp, it will turn you into a rat.

Gandibtarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gandibtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Gandibtarp on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gandibtarp.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.