Camdimdud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise dugong.

Camdimdud created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Camdimdud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Camdimdud, he will throw large rocks at you.

Camdimdud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Camdimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.