Jipcinhaston is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, smart camel.

Jipcinhaston created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipcinhaston, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipcinhaston, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jipcinhaston's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jipcinhaston's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not covet oxen.