Fatbennul is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced fox.

Fatbennul created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbennul, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fatbennul, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fatbennul's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fatbennul's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fatbennul on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.