Pinnellbam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, grumpy naga.

Pinnellbam created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pinnellbam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinnellbam, she will be very sad.

Pinnellbam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pinnellbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hide from blue ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Never skip near otters.