Armmighom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless otter.

Armmighom created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armmighom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Armmighom, she will turn you into a slug.

Armmighom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Armmighom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never skip near doves.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Retreat if six snails approach from the west.