Xuclarggidmin Safcidyok is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing cat.

Xuclarggidmin Safcidyok created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xuclarggidmin Safcidyok, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xuclarggidmin Safcidyok, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Xuclarggidmin Safcidyok's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Xuclarggidmin Safcidyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Never feed wheat to rats while wearing purple dresses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not take Xuclarggidmin Safcidyok's name in vain.