Cebnabhin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, moody elephant.

Cebnabhin created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebnabhin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cebnabhin, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cebnabhin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cebnabhin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cebnabhin.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.