Mapvidflag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful warg.

Mapvidflag created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mapvidflag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mapvidflag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mapvidflag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mapvidflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing red shirts.

3. Never think about stars.

4. You must love Mapvidflag.

5. Never jump in the presence of grasshopers.