Nurllabhug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional scorpion.

Nurllabhug created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurllabhug, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurllabhug, it will come to you in dreams.

Nurllabhug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nurllabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.