Middidnat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited newt.

Middidnat created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Middidnat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Middidnat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Middidnat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Middidnat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.