Ragvenweg Lenfotstik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing aardvark.

Ragvenweg Lenfotstik created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvenweg Lenfotstik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragvenweg Lenfotstik, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ragvenweg Lenfotstik's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ragvenweg Lenfotstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never feed aubergines to hamsters while wearing red shirts.

5. Never eat bark.