Megdoglip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing bird.

Megdoglip created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megdoglip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Megdoglip, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Megdoglip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Megdoglip's Holy Commandments

1. Megdoglip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megdoglip.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick whales.