Flanfottarp Yiknurtbog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, moody wren.

Flanfottarp Yiknurtbog created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Flanfottarp Yiknurtbog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flanfottarp Yiknurtbog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flanfottarp Yiknurtbog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flanfottarp Yiknurtbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Do not speak about melons.