Febcidbab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, irritating finch.

Febcidbab created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Febcidbab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febcidbab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Febcidbab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Febcidbab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Always help whales.