Zaknakgid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive wyvern.

Zaknakgid created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zaknakgid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zaknakgid, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zaknakgid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zaknakgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.