Bansinhub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered duck.

Bansinhub created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bansinhub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bansinhub, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bansinhub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bansinhub's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Put Bansinhub first in all things.

4. You must pray to Bansinhub nine times a day.

5. Never talk about gravity.